"Now turn yourself into the police...

...'cause you're a child prostitute and you should be ashamed of yourself!!!"

You know you've made it when you get blocked on Gheyspace by a wannabe naked internet 'pinup':

(I'm dying of laughter by the way...)



Is it lonely up there on your pedestal? 'Cause the only reason I've ever tried to contact you was to get back all the shit you stole from me. Which I STILL would like back. Hmmm.

You are a fucking coward.