Jacked from Rachael

Hi, my name is Breanna, but you can call me Bre, Breface, Brepants, Face, Pants, Bre-cious... whatever the hell you like.
Never in my life have I been outside the continent.
The one person who can drive me nuts is Sarah Schultz.
When I’m nervous I smoke really fast or drink my beverage a lot.
The last song I listened to was something by AFI. I can’t recall.
If I were to get married right now it would be completely unnecessary, and would probably end in tragedy.
My hair is tinted purple. Oops.
When I was four years old I... was four. I don’t remember much.
Last Christmas was pretty grood. I woke up next to the love of my life.
I should be sleeping. Or out doing something.
When I look down I see my pants. Yay.
The happiest recent event was when I got to see him for two hours.
If I were a character on ’Friends’ I would probably shoot myself.
By this time next year I will be financially stable and have my own place. And I’ll probably be wasted.
My current gripe is that I can’t see him...
I have a hard time understanding why I’m letting my life situtation suck so bad and why I’m not doing anything to remedy it.
There’s these bitches that have NO fucking room to be spreading shit about me. Mirror, much?
If I won an award the first person I would tell would be mom. Or Mike.
I want to buy more shoes. New teeth. Poledancing lessons.
I would love to visit Camano Island.
If you spent the night at my house you would probably end up sleeping on the floor.
The world could do without Avril Lavigne.
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself was two packs of cheap-ass cigarettes and two Monsters.
Most recent thing someone else bought me were Monsters. Heh.
My middle name is Leigh.
In the morning I fucking hate my life. That is, if I have to get up and go to work. Heh.
Last night I was working.
There’s this guy I know who is the most gorgeous creature to ever walk the earth and I miss the living shit out of him.
If I was an animal I’d be a manatee.
Tomorrow I am going to get a shit ton of money and get shit-faced.
Tonight I am sitting on my ass doing nothing.