FUCKING FABULOUS.
My entire weekend is blown all to hell. I woke up about 30 minutes ago and the left half of my face is completely swollen. My upper lip is protruding from my face and my nose feels almost like it's broken. Ever seen Fun With Dick and Jane? That part where she gets the experimental botox-type injection? That's exactly how I fucking feel right now.
I took four ibuprofen. If they don't work some kind of miracle within the next three hours, I'm not going to work or doing anything tonight. This is fucking humiliating, not to mention painful as hell.
FUCK.
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