Shenanigans.

So last night I got to Chelsey's around 10. Stupid traffic. Chelsey was Poison Ivy and Tyler was Link, of course. Had several shots of Don Julio. Walked in 8 inch platforms from Fir to... fuck. I don't remember, but it was far. Heh. Ended up getting a cab the rest of the way to either Pike or Pine. Such lazy-asses. Heh! Got stopped on the street by some chick who said Chelsey looked really hot (she so did).

"What are you?" -chick
"I'M A WHORE!!!" -me
"ME TOOOOO!!!!" -chick

Wound up taking pictures with these people. One of their friends was dressed in drag. Horribly. HEH. Went to a bar I don't remember the name of, had a jager bomb. Then went across the street to Cha Cha. Waited in line forever. When we finally got in we got a pitcher of something or other. Danced like idiots and lusted after a Marie Antoinette, who I believe Tyler wound up knowing from somewhere.

I don't remember if Kurrent was before or after these places. HEH. But we weren't there long 'cause that bar is pretty terrible. Although Chelsey and I wound up in the same stall together in the bathroom and I peer-pressured her into chugging some tequila out of my flask. It was classy.

I think we started walking back around last call. Apparently I was walking really slow or relentlessly texting people or something 'cause Tyler wound up giving me a piggyback ride again and Chelsey ran off ahead of us 'cause she had to pee really bad. Heh. So my ass was pretty much hanging out for the world to see and some guys were trying to get all up in my shit. We warded them off and headed back to the apartment, but then Tyler went back outside. After a while Chelsey and I realized that Tyler had been gone for a really long time, so we went out to look for him. We found him walking down 12th. APPARENTLY, he tracked those guys down and fucking fought them. O_o

WOOOOWWW.

Got back to the apartment, talked to Mike for a bit, then passed the fuck out.

Effin' craziness. And I can't believe I didn't fall or stumble ONCE in those boots!