More fun with blackouts.

So what I can remember last night was amazing. And the photographic evidence of me being a fucking idiot is SO HILARIOUS.

But the glory began much earlier. Chelsey called me yesterday afternoon to let me know Angel called her to tell her we both had gift certificates waiting for us at Guess (almost typed 'work'. BAD.). So I hauled ass over there and tried on a bunch of shit and then went out for teriyaki with Angel, Chad, Christina and her boyfriend Alex. Which was the best. Went back into the store and tried on some more shit, but decided not to blow the certificate there. I needed some motherfuckin' new Daredevils. So I arranged to meet up with Chelsey at her apartment so we could go to Bellevue Square before she had to pick up Tyler from work, which is right down the road from the mall. Ohhhhh new Daredevils. They're so fancy. And I finally effing went up a size. YAY! Went to Red Robin and got a beer to kill time before we had to go get him. Went back to the apartment, had another beer, then we took my car to the Noc Noc. Which was fantastic. It was 80's night and the drunker I got, the more every song they played was my favorite. HEH.

So. I believe Tyler had a beer. Chelsey and I both started out with an AMF each. Then a SoCo and Sprite. The last drink I remember (and apparently, there were more) was the dreaded Black Opal. The three of us ended up dancing like idiots all over each other and I kept trying to grind down to the floor all sexy-like (probably looked like a complete fucking retard in hindsight), but I was falling down everywhere. HEH! This is where everything turns black.

So from the information I gathered from Chelsey and the pictures, we went back to the car (I was BAREFOOT), with a stop to pee by what I earlier christened "The Chelsey-sized hot tub". We peed. ON THE SIDEWALK. ON SECOND AVENUE. Apparently I kept falling down and my ass was everywhere.

I can't believe I didn't get fucking arrested last night, you guys.

Naturally, Tyler drove my car back. Then we got inside their apartment building and started our reign of terror. I immediately fell up the stairs. Or something. So Chelsey and I decided this would be a good time for a photo op. HEH. Then it seems that all the way up to their floor, my right arm completely lost gravitational pull. Got inside the apartment and collapsed on the floor.

I woke up this morning in the bed with them, though. HEH! Oh, and when I went pee, there was a fucking LEAF in my underpants!

Goddamn. Fucking goddamn. Why do I keep blacking out so much?!?! FUCK!

Gettin' PAAAAIIIIDDD tonight. YUSSSS. My last paycheck plus my unused vacation time. Should be just under $800. WOOOO!!!