FUCK!

UM.

Real-time VIDEO makeup tutorials all over Youtube?

THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.

Here's where everything goes shithouse:

I got inspired and busted out all my makeup (as in, THE TRAINCASE, not the everyday bag I carry in my purse) and went to go at my face like I always used to. Know what I realized upon opening it? About 2-3 Altoids tins of depotted eyeshadows, my plastic case of 8 different purples AND my favorite NYX trio with a light pink, dark pink and sky blue, ALL GONE. Hmmm. I wonder who fucking jacked all those, SARAH SCHULTZ?

How much money does she have to fucking cost me? SERIOUSLY?!?! Even after a year, I keep on coming across pictures of her wearing my shit (namely, my prized theSTART hoodie, which made me realize she also has two of my theSTART tees). How many goddamn Urban Decay eyeshadows were in there? Those are fucking $16 a pop! MY MAC CHROME YELLOW IS GONE.

I think I'm going to hunt her down and fucking kill her. This means WAR.