EMERGENCY!

So. I need to raise approximately $450 by the 8th. Doom and I (and anyone else who wants to go with and pitch in for gas-- only two extra seats!) are taking a road trip to LA to see Human Waste Project live. This is one of my favorite bands ever in the world. They broke up in 1998 leaving no chance for me to ever see them live. They're reforming for ONE NIGHT ONLY on the 10th at the Key Club in LA and I HAVE TO GO. Or I will die. I'm not joking.

So. Anyone need a piercing? (don't worry. I'm not just pulling this out of my ass, I used to do piercings for a living but gave it up. I'm only doing this now out of sheer desperation) I have a limited amount of jewelry (mostly cbrs and banana barbells), and if I don't have what you need jewelry-wise, we can work out a deal if you provide it. My prices are very reasonable. Message me for details if you're interested.

I think I'm also gonna start putting shit up for sale. I'll keep you guys posted.

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If you're feeling generous, donate here:

Every little bit helps!

EDIT:I'm even considering buying a round-trip Greyhound ticket at this point and possibly staying with Karina for a couple nights. If I don't come up with at least $350 in nine days, I'm probably just gonna do that.

I'm SO desperate you guys! Please help! I'm gonna put some shoes (heels/wedges) up on ebay tomorrow. If you're a size 7-7 1/2, keep a lookout here for updates.