Friday, July 27, 2007

You think it's hot, but try on these jeans!

...MADE OF WICKER! AND THEY GOT HORSEFLEAS!!!! MUSTARD IN MY JEANS-WHOA!!!

So. Drove Sarah to Lynnwood so she could stay over at Jay's. HEH. That was fun. And my first time ever driving I-5 south of the 4th street exit. Firstly, as I was getting off on the Alderwood exit, some assmaster was pacing me so I couldn't get into the westbound lane. So I had to go east and turn into Circuit City, park and smoke so I wouldn't go homicidal on the entire city of Lynnwood. There were no incidents on the way to Jay's house. But on the way BACK. FUCK. I totally missed the north I-5 onramp on 196th. So I go down past the mall and attempt to take Ash Way. Nope. Been a long-ass time since I've been in that area. Missed Ash Way. Found myself on Butternut Road. What the shit?

But the whole time I was thinking, "I'm forever going to call this death-trap of a road 'Butternut Squash'."

Anyhow. I knew that somehow this Filbert Road business would turn into 196th. And I was right. SUPERGLEE. Got on the freeway and drove about 5mph in REAL LIVE TRAFFIC right after Eastmont all the way to 41st. Fun.

But yeah. Made it home alive. What joy and rapture.

Before that, Sarah and I hit up WinCo for some Monstewwwws. And what glorious deals they have. Then we got gas. And learned that I suck at life at pumping gas. Oh yes.

Plans for tomorrow: Work 10-7. Take off from work and steal my lovely. Bring lovely back here. Laze about and generally be disgusting and gooey-wubbie. Heh.

Smoke. BED.

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